Today I am studying to “iTunes top 50 countdown” on some music channel, and the music, can I just say, is terrible.
I’m certainly no music expert, in fact I know absolutely nothing about music except for the difference between what I like and what I don’t like. But I will have a go anyway.
I have this soft rock/bland indie genre that seems to have established itself in the top 10. “Hey” by Train is playing right now, and I don’t know when the last time I heard such a boring song was. There is nothing good about that song music wise, and the lyrics don’t make any sense – “your lipstick stains, on the front lobe of my left side brain”, really? It sounds ridiculous. The video matches the song in levels of boring it achieves. I’m so sick of hearing it. So turn the television off Sally, you might say. Well to that I say, alright, I will, when I have finished this post.
Now “o.m.g.” by Usher is on. I can’t believe Usher is still around. The girls with blonde hair/black roots that wore Mytiko pants when I was in year eight danced around to Usher at lunchtime. That was eight years ago. This song is undoubtably better than the one by train, because it is catchy and I feel like if I were in any way inclined to dance right now then I could. Also they actually do stuff in the video. It is mildly offensive, with girls dancing around wearing practically nothing, but at least they’re not just walking down the street with arrows being drawn everywhere in an “arty” kind of way.
Well that ends this post. My mother just switched the channel to “Orangutang Diaries”, which is probably better anyway.
